Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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