do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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