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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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