i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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