Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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