Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my mouth tastes like poor choices
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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