yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
This baby is an asshole
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
