definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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