We're facebook friends in real life
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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