I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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