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Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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