Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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