I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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