STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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