Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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