Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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