she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We're too hungover to prance.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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