do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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