why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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