Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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