I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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