physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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