I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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