is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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