porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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