what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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