New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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