They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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