: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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