Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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