My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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