I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Randomize
