I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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