when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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