If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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