I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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