Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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