Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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