Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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