He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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