ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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