addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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