when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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