i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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