he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I cannot find my penis.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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