That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Acid is not a monday night drug
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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