Dual....:-)
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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