I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just cropdusted the office
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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