i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
