I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Randomize
