There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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