we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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