Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
i think i just naturally attract stoners
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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